Lines for use in future conversation

"Hello, boys and girls. I am Cookie Monster. I like to eat cookies...And your soul."

"I don't know what your mother told you, but not every guy is going to dance like a trained monkey just because you put 'like a man' at the end of a sentence."

"I'm Spartacus!"

"Hey, boss. Next time do us a favor and take the broomstick out of your ass before you ride it to work. `Kay? Thanks."

"Wow, Brittany Spears! You were great! Leave the money on the table before you go."

"This is my therapist. His name is Professor Thingie McDiddlethorpe. He helps me make sense of things. Yes. I realize he is a sledgehammer."

To Be Continued