Monday, September 12, 2005

I are a blog er, asshole.

Shit.

Look at me. Haven't posted in about a week and now I've got two or three posts in me(depending on how many more drinks I have tonight).

I love a good victimless crime. Especially when said victims of said victimless crime are, themselves, said criminals simply by virtue of being victimized by said victimless crime.

Case in point; you know that old stereotype about Chinese restaurants serving cat passed off as some other kind of meat? Right. Well, here's the exact opposite of that stereotype. A restaurant in China, which advertised illegal tiger meat, has apparently been feeding people donkey this whole time.

Good. Fuck'em. Tigers are pretty. People are stupid. Personally, I'd much rather eat people than tiger. Fuck people. HOORAY, TIGER!

Oh, and the donkey meat was soaked in tiger piss for flavor. And the tigers had herpes(I hope). So, again, fuck you tiger eatin' motherfuckers.

This story found via the great and magical Warren Ellis.

1 Comments:

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