You're all out to get me

Yet another attempt has been made on my life. This attempt was almost as crappy as the one earlier this week when that guy tried to rob me of a beer with what I still think was a BB gun (two posts down). The sheer crapocity of my would be assassins was so great that I'm starting to think that maybe they weren't after my life but rather my dignity. If that's the case, job well done. Now leave me alone.

This more recent attempt happened at the hospital were I work. I was checking the blood pressure of an 80 year old patient of mine with alzheimer's when she suddenly decided that she was just fine with not knowing that bit of information, sat up and punched me square in the Adams apple. Obviously not that hard. Like I said, she was 80. But, damn! Right in the throat.

So, if anyone out there has a mother or grandmother who was recently a patient at my hospital I want you to know that I have absolutely no idea how she got that second story window open.