Hold your penis and be afraid.

I found this article via good old fark.

Apparently some geniuses out there thought it would be a good idea to invent a battery that generates electricity from urine.

It's actually a great idea until you remember that old line about how if shit were worth money poor people would be born without assholes.

Now lets just take a moment to let those consequences rattle around in our brain pans for a bit. I'm only gonna say it once. SCIENCE IS NOT A TOY.